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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Meteorites Collected: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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