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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Ores Mined: 2468 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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