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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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