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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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