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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 8962 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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