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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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