EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ParentalPanicCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5303
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Star Shards Collected:	182

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Animals Bred:	121	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crops Grown:	8225
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	631791
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Star Shards Collected:	247	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.