New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 98/1000 Votes: 968
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 20
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

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  • SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

    SleepyScreams Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 9186
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Potions Brewed: 170
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

    Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

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  • CousinCraft – School Woes

    CousinCraft – School Woes
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6099
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

    Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

    On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

    So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

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  • SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

    SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 4308
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 282 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ores Mined: 9355

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

    But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

    And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

    So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3932
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1944 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

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  • OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

    OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5668
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

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  • 503 Fallen Blocks

    503 Fallen Blocks
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8661
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • Lucky Block City

    Lucky Block City
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 2408
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

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  • ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

    ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3335
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Enchantments Applied: 298
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP

    Janitor’s Closet SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8853
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Falling into the Void: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

    Server Name The Janitor’s Closet SMP
    Server Type WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
    Version 1.21
    Features Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

    Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
    Are there special player-made events on the server? Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
    What plugins are available on the server? Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
    Is there a community Discord for the server? Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

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  • Eternal Union Minecraft Server

    Eternal Union Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2605
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

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  • Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

    Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 752
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Animals Bred: 84

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

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  • NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

    NoCutQueue Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5139
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

    On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

    But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

    So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

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  • BabyCardCraft

    BabyCardCraft
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 8473
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1801
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Farms Harvested: 737 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

    Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

    Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

    FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 9448
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Dimension Hops: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

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  • XmasCraftMemz

    XmasCraftMemz
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8035
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

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    Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

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