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Players: 101/300 Votes: 1974
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 6179 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise for all the ladies who dig those effete homosexual narcissists. I mean, who wouldn’t want to build a pixelated castle with a fabulous dude who loves himself more than Kanye loves Kanye? It’s a total vibe, trust me. Plus, the drama is off the charts – you never know what kind of shenanigans those divas will get into next. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to slay some blocks with the fiercest queens in the game!

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  • Pixel Haven 1.20.1

    Pixel Haven 1.20.1
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 247
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

    Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

    GrannyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 3273
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Animals Bred: 156
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

    So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

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  • LunchtimeLurkerCraft

    LunchtimeLurkerCraft
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 1849
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

    We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

    And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

    So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

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  • TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

    TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6126
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Gods Slained: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

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  • PresidentialCourtShowdown

    PresidentialCourtShowdown
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 7173
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 25 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

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  • CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

    CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 4206
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Ores Mined: 5227 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

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  • NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

    NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 875
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Votes: 3476 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1884 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

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  • Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

    Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6353
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

    We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

    And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

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  • CarCraft Minecraft Server

    CarCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 6361
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8605 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

    So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

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  • MomCraft: AITA Edition

    MomCraft: AITA Edition
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9053
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

    On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

    So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

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  • BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

    BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 6111
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrrrr. Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And get this, every time you mine diamonds, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it with your own eyes.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and give you free stuff? Yeah, it’s totally insane. Plus, we have a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re really nice once you get to know them.

    So, like, if you want to have the most epic Minecraft experience of your life and check off “join the craziest server ever” from your bucket list, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐲🌈🐔🎢 #minecraftgoals #bestserverever

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  • LifeCraft: Eternal Quest

    LifeCraft: Eternal Quest
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7112
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, we have a special potion that will grant you immortality in the game. Imagine never having to worry about creepers blowing you up or falling into a pit of lava ever again!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind untold riches for those brave enough to find it.

    So why limit yourself to a measly 80 years of life when you can have eternity on our server? Join us now and start your epic quest for immortality and riches!

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  • CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7884
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs tryna end wars but with no ukrainians allowed cuz they too busy playing minecraft lol. come build ur own peace treaty with blocks and diamonds and stuff. who needs real life diplomacy when u can just play minecraft instead, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even start ur own international incident in the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall

    CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 1276
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9059 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

    and get this, our community is so lit, it’s like a party that never stops. we have build competitions where players go head to head to see who can create the most epic masterpiece. it’s like watching Picasso and Da Vinci duke it out in a creative battle royale.

    plus, we have the most insane events that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a zombie apocalypse where players had to team up to survive and take down the undead horde. it was like living in a real-life horror movie, but with blocky graphics.

    so, if you want to join a server that will make your minecraft experience unforgettable, then come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement that never ends.

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  • Fearless Mouse Brain

    Fearless Mouse Brain
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6402
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Emeralds Found: 9756
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Love Letters Sent: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we turn off your instinctive fears just like how scientists turned off fear in mice brains!! no more running from creepers or hiding from zombies, you’ll be fearlessly building your dream castle in no time! our server is like a magical brain map that makes all your fears disappear, so come on and join the fun! who needs fear when you have minecraft? let’s get building, gamers!

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