so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyTime SMP

    CraftyTime SMP
    Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

    Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TrendyCraftRevival

    TrendyCraftRevival
    Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

    FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

    Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

    Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

    Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

    HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

    One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

    So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NoWifeNoLifeCraft

    NoWifeNoLifeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

    And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

    FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

    But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ParisianPvP

    ParisianPvP
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

    you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

    we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

    so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7992 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

    Cave Seed Medicinal Tree
    LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

    come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

    so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

    The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    General Info

    Current Version 1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
    Server Location Germany
    Render Distance 10
    Simulation Distance 10
    Game Mode Hard
    World Border 10k x 10k
    FireTick On (usually)

    Features

    Head Database (/head)
    Dynmap
    Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
    Proximity Voice Chat
    Armor statues
    Faster minecarts

    If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

    2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

    3. Where is the server located?

    The server is located in Germany.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

    Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

    Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

    Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

    Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

    Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 177 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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