so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Void Gems Collected: 13
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Split Personality Minecraft Server

    Split Personality Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

    Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos

    Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with crazy mobs and even crazier players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding sheep or trap you in a house made entirely of obsidian.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creative skills and win fabulous prizes like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper (handle with care).

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • DadCraft: Woof Edition

    DadCraft: Woof Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

    Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Bully2Buddy in Minecraft SMP

    Bully2Buddy in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the victim of mean kids and bullies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the ultimate revenge playground! Join us and show those past bullies who’s boss by building giant statues of them made entirely out of pink wool. Watch as they log on and cry tears of regret as they see their pixelated faces towering over the landscape.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ban Hammer of Justice” – a mythical tool that can banish any bully with a single swing. So if you’re looking to take down those who have wronged you in the past, come join us and let the trolling begin!

    As for the bullies themselves, we offer a special therapy session where they can reflect on their past actions and come to terms with their inner demons. Through a series of challenges and tasks, they will learn the error of their ways and emerge as reformed players ready to spread positivity and kindness in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server today and let the drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WeirdCraft: Strange Tales & Tall Blocks

    WeirdCraft: Strange Tales & Tall Blocks
    Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, get ready for even more absurdity on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking mushrooms. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by our TNT-powered fireworks display)!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ores Mined: 6141

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FarmVilleMC Server: Labor-Free Zone!

    FarmVilleMC Server: Labor-Free Zone!
    Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where we got prison labor reported at German lawmaker’s farm in Belarus! 😂🤣

    We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying golden eggs! 🐷🕺🐔

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers be dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 💥🎶

    Join now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got llamas wearing top hats? 🎩💎

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server and be part of the madness! 🔥🤪

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Potions Brewed: 129 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PanicCraft: Russian Flood Fiasco

    PanicCraft: Russian Flood Fiasco
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian accounts are spreading hilarious disinformation in poland to sow panic! you never know what crazy lies they’ll come up with next! join now to experience the chaos and confusion firsthand! who needs real news when you can have a good laugh instead? trust us, it’s a total blast!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Biological Block Party

    Biological Block Party
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the lighting is all synced up to your body clock, bro. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds at 3am and still feeling fresh as a daisy, man. No more tired eyes or falling asleep at your keyboard, this server got your back, dude.

    Join us and experience the power of circadian-informed lighting, where you’ll be building epic castles and battling mobs all night long without feeling like a zombie the next day. Trust me, once you go circadian, you’ll never wanna go back to regular old Minecraft servers. So come on, join us and level up your gaming experience in the most lit way possible. Let’s get this party started, baby!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Potions Brewed: 195

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Whisp | GRIF | PVP | CONSTRUCTION (1.20-1.21.30) Minecraft server

    Whisp | GRIF | PVP | CONSTRUCTION (1.20-1.21.30) Minecraft server

    For fans of construction, griefing and pvp

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2596 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Nimoh Network: Where the rewards are daily but the survival is semi-serious! Join us on Java 1.21!

    Nimoh Network: Where the rewards are daily but the survival is semi-serious! Join us on Java 1.21!
    🌄 Welcome to the Nimoh Union! 🌌
    The sun sets on the old world and rises in the new. The stars rise in the old world and settle ‘neath the horizon, beyond the horizon. New realms await discovery, new structures stand ready to be looted, and new stories yearn to be told!
    🌟 Join us on Nimoh 2, the latest chapter of the Nimoh Union! But as you explore this new land, remember: the stories of Nimoh 1 still echo in the winds. Our worlds are connected by the mystical Interplanar Library
    🏛️ The Interplanar Library

    What can you expect?

    • 🌍 Rich Lore – Nimoh Union isn’t just a server; it’s a living, breathing world with interconnected stories and realms. Dive deep into our ever-growing history and help shape the future.
    • 🏗️ Player-driven Builds – Create sprawling cities, mystical towers, or cozy villages. Your imagination is the limit.
    • ⚔️ PvE and Exploration – Explore vast landscapes, loot hidden treasures, and take on the server’s unique challenges.
    • 📜 WorldGuard Tickets – Want to protect your epic build? Just submit a ticket and our staff will secure your masterpiece.

    Server IP: nimoh.ast.my Join our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the Nimoh Union server, simply use the server IP “nimoh.ast.my” in your Minecraft client.

    2. Is there a Discord server for communication?

    Yes, we have a Discord server where players can interact, share creations, and stay updated on server events. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

    3. Can I protect my builds on the server?

    Absolutely! You can submit a WorldGuard ticket to our staff to secure your epic build and prevent griefing.

    4. What kind of gameplay can I expect on Nimoh Union?

    Nimoh Union offers a rich lore experience, player-driven builds, PvE and exploration challenges, and a friendly community atmosphere for all players.

    5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for playing on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to review them before joining the server.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • H-hewwo Minecraft Server

    H-hewwo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

    KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama
    Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

    Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7225 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • 18andCrafty SMP

    18andCrafty SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyTimeMachine

    CraftyTimeMachine
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

    So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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