so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dimension Hops: 7
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Gods Slained: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Tree Diversity Heatwave

    Tree Diversity Heatwave
    LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Incest Whore Minecraft Server

    Incest Whore Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

    Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

    TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

    Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

    Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Lost & Found Funhouse

    Lost & Found Funhouse
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

    Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

    So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 9393
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

    FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyFamLove

    CraftyFamLove
    Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

    On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

    So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 8744
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 81 Potions Brewed: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

    LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!
    so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Peen Palace

    Blocky Peen Palace
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Potions Brewed: 90 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

    Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ores Mined: 3738
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Dragon Eggs Found: 8218
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

    DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival
    Mode Hard
    Add-ons Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
    Days Old 500+
    Ender Dragon Defeated 1 time
    Community Size Small (looking to expand)

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: Can I join the server?

    A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

    Q: What can I build on the server?

    A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

    Q: How many players are currently on the server?

    A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

    Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Towns Built: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

    North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

    ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Towns Built: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyTruthsMC

    CraftyTruthsMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

    Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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