so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Holy Grails Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers