Elysiums.net | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	703121
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Animals Bred:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	8730
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Autism Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Animals Bred:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyBullyz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Epic Battles Fought:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

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Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	2