Are you tired of Elon Musk ruining your Twitter experience? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and let out all your frustrations by building a virtual world where Elon Musk is banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Watch as he tries to tweet but no one can see it because he’s stuck in a lava pit! Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a giant creeper to blow up his virtual mansion whenever you want. Say goodbye to Elon Musk’s Twitter reign of terror and hello to endless laughs on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Void Gems Collected: 27
New Chunks Explored: 854921 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TeenCinnamonCraft: Where Yunyun Rules the World!

    TeenCinnamonCraft: Where Yunyun Rules the World!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our player, yunyun. She is like a cute cinnamon roll, but with the strength of a thousand creepers! And let me tell you, her healthy and fertile big breasts are the stuff of legends.

    Join our server and you too can find a husband as amazing as yunyun deserves (aka me)! Plus, we have insane events and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Crops Grown: 9322 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixelated Delusions: Where Reality is Just a Block Away!

    Pixelated Delusions: Where Reality is Just a Block Away!
    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you ready to challenge your perception of reality in a whole new way? Join us on this Minecraft server where everything you see may not be what it seems!

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to see the world through someone else’s eyes? Well, on this server, you’ll have the chance to do just that. Our mind-bending gameplay will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever seen those people who talk to themselves and thought they were crazy? Well, on this server, they’re not crazy at all. In fact, they’re the key to unlocking the secrets of this mysterious world.

    So why wait? Join us on this insane adventure and discover a whole new way of looking at the world. Who knows, you might just lose your mind in the best way possible!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3284 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Crops Grown: 4032
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blue-eyed Creepers: The Mystery of Minecraft Diversity

    Blue-eyed Creepers: The Mystery of Minecraft Diversity
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the white racers with blue eyes are the chosen ones! But why do only some of them have blue eyes, you ask? Well, legend has it that those with blue eyes possess UNLIMITED POWER and can summon EXPLODING SHEEP to do their bidding.

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the blue-eyed white racers. Will you be able to harness their power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why your eyes aren’t as blue as the rest?

    But beware, for there are CREEPERS lurking around every corner, waiting to sabotage your journey. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just be the next white racer with blue eyes to rule them all.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magic Items Found: 2933
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Lost and Confused: Where Even the Creepers are Lost

    Lost and Confused: Where Even the Creepers are Lost
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends and the quests are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you dare, but beware of the high level mobs that guard secret locations and make exploring a thrilling challenge.

    Once you reach the legendary strip, all faction reputations are reset, making your previous choices and consequences completely pointless. But fear not, for the only way to reach the strip in a non-linear way is by using a stealth boy to cheese your way through. Talk about sneaky tactics!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such outrageous quests, insane storylines, and unexpected twists at every turn? Embrace the chaos, embrace the madness, and join us for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what awaits you beyond the next block? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3912 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FateCraft – Where Creeper Meets Saber

    FateCraft – Where Creeper Meets Saber
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughter! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

    Why should you join this server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ruler of the entire Minecraft world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with modern HTML formatting that will blow your mind. You’ve never seen Minecraft like this before! Build, explore, and conquer in style with our HTML-powered world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4954 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 52 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ChurchCraft: Where you can meet cute girls and build epic worlds!

    ChurchCraft: Where you can meet cute girls and build epic worlds!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Diamond Unicorn in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Ender Dragon himself!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Nyan Cat dimension where rainbows never end and cats rule the land!

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even find love like the player who found their Minecraft girlfriend while eating at a virtual restaurant! It could happen to you too!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 87 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • GrotesqueCraft: Where Ugly is the New Beautiful!

    GrotesqueCraft: Where Ugly is the New Beautiful!
    Welcome to our Grotesque Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a golden carrot.

    But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded creeper king, who roams the server looking to blow up anyone who dares to challenge his rule. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his explosive crown?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret disco party cave where players can dance the night away to the latest hits from Creeper Records.

    So come join us on Grotesque and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wonderful world?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 211753
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Log Slide Lols

    Log Slide Lols
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sliding logs and being unclogged are the main attractions! If you’ve ever longed for the feeling of sliding down a dung-covered hill, then this is the place for you. Our clogged players know how to make a stink, and you won’t be able to flush their logs because they magically float! Join us for a wild ride of dung-filled adventures and unclogged chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious and bizarre? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ores Mined: 2440
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!

    Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft Server where black Israelites roam freely and build magnificent structures with blocks made of pure gold! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that allows you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a giant talking chicken named Cluck Norris?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Wacky World Minecraft Server and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is where the party’s at!

    Why should you join?

    Do you want to build a giant floating taco in the sky? Done.

    How about riding a unicorn made of diamonds into battle? You got it.

    Or maybe you just want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We support that kind of crazy here.

    What to expect:

    Join our Vtuber advice corner where you can get tips on how to become the next big Vtuber sensation! Should you stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ll help you decide while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

    Looking for a video editor? We recommend using Enchanted Diamond Editing Software for all your clip-cutting needs. It’s guaranteed to make your videos sparkle like never before!

    Open Auditions:

    Join our open auditions to become a part of the Brave Group, Hololive, or even Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber superstar!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Star Shards Collected: 253
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

    Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

    We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Runes Activated: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Farms Harvested: 414 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 335
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

    AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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