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BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
New Chunks Explored:	503799	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crops Grown:	4194	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DreamCrafters

bizarre conversations, dream talk, DreamCrafters, funny anecdotes, nighttime chatter, odd phrases, peculiar statements, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, Sleep Talking, sleep talking anecdotes, sleep talking experiences, sleep talking stories, strange behavior, strange occurrences, subconscious thoughts, talking in sleep, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird things

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Towns Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyTerrorMasters

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyTerrorMasters, Espionage, extremism, foreign interference, global security, intelligence, international relations, iran, MI5, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, national security, russia, SECURITY, spy chief, Tehran, terror plots, Terrorism, Threats

u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

clash, competing guilds, core microbiome, disease prevention, Guilds, Gut microbiota, health outcomes, health status, host-microbe interactions, human health, international researchers, microbial balance, microbial communities, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, Microbiome, microbiome analysis, microbiome modulation, microbiome research, microbiome signature, modulating, novel target, populations, Wars

so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

ANONYMOUS, automating smelting, custom crafting, diamonds, Discord, Economy, gem mines, Guide, hoarders, Minecraft, PvP, quarries, questions, random location, Resources, rules, Sell, Server, Soul, Storage, Survival World, technical information, temporary starting base, Unlimited, Vanilla, WestLeaf, Wilderness

Minecraft Server Information:

IP	play.westleaf.net
Minecraft Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I start playing on the server?	Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
Are there PvP areas on the server?	We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
What custom features does the server offer?	Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Oopsies Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Oopsies, Politics, Propaganda, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Video, War, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

2D, 2d3dreal, 3d, Adult, Anime, art, Characters, design, Digital, FANTASY, female, fetish, futa, hair, Heads, illustration, Long hair, Minecraft, NSFW, PINK, pink hair, real red heads, red, redhead, smp, virtual, welcome

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelDramaQueens

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional complexity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family photos, Grief, in-laws, Loss, Memory, parenting, PixelDramaQueens, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, step-parenting, understanding grief

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	969025
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafting Dreams

Adaptability, attention to detail, Bed.., collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, Crafting, creativity, customer service, dreams, Enthusiasm, flexibility, interpersonal skills., Job Interview, leadership, multitasking, organization, Passion, problem solving, PROFESSIONAL, teamwork, Time management

Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MirageCraft Server: Jetting to Ukraine 2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Delivery, european union, France, Geopolitics, international relations, jets, Jetting, Military, military alliance, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Server, technology transfer, Ukraine

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to fly a Mirage 2000 jet in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server is about to make your dreams come true! Imagine soaring through the skies, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you can imagine. And the best part? It’s guarded by a team of killer rabbits armed with diamond swords. Good luck getting past them!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the president of France himself. That’s right, Emmanuel Macron is a huge fan of our server and even promised to deliver the first Mirage 2000 jets to Ukraine in early 2025 just so they can join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, noobs!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LebCraftInvasion

airstrikes, border, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Invasion, Israel, lebanese, LebCraftInvasion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, occupation, Political unrest, SECURITY, south-west Lebanon, united nations, War

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rice Research AI Fun

AI Images, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, aspect ratio problem, computer graphics, computer vision, data science, diffusion model, Fun, image analysis, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Rice, Rice research, scientific advancements, technological breakthroughs, Technology, visual perception, weird images

join our epic minecraft server where we make weird AI images a thing of the past with our rice research! our new diffusion model approach solves the aspect ratio problem and makes everything look super funky and cool.

imagine building a giant rice field in minecraft and watching as the AI creates the most bizarre and hilarious images you’ve ever seen. from pixelated cows riding unicorns to blocky aliens dancing the macarena, the possibilities are endless on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most creative and wacky players you’ll ever meet. join us for epic build battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. come see for yourself why our server is the talk of the minecraft world.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make some AI magic together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	392	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	74518	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Community, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, wipe

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	116	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6