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BidenCraftUltimatum

biden, BidenCraftUltimatum, Cabinet approval, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gallant trip, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli Defense Minister, Israeli prime minister, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, official visit, Politics, summit, Ultimatum, US, US president

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ores Mined:	507

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DreamCrafters

bizarre conversations, dream talk, DreamCrafters, funny anecdotes, nighttime chatter, odd phrases, peculiar statements, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, Sleep Talking, sleep talking anecdotes, sleep talking experiences, sleep talking stories, strange behavior, strange occurrences, subconscious thoughts, talking in sleep, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird things

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyTerrorMasters

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyTerrorMasters, Espionage, extremism, foreign interference, global security, intelligence, international relations, iran, MI5, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, national security, russia, SECURITY, spy chief, Tehran, terror plots, Terrorism, Threats

u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

clash, competing guilds, core microbiome, disease prevention, Guilds, Gut microbiota, health outcomes, health status, host-microbe interactions, human health, international researchers, microbial balance, microbial communities, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, Microbiome, microbiome analysis, microbiome modulation, microbiome research, microbiome signature, modulating, novel target, populations, Wars

so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6470	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

ANONYMOUS, automating smelting, custom crafting, diamonds, Discord, Economy, gem mines, Guide, hoarders, Minecraft, PvP, quarries, questions, random location, Resources, rules, Sell, Server, Soul, Storage, Survival World, technical information, temporary starting base, Unlimited, Vanilla, WestLeaf, Wilderness

Minecraft Server Information:

IP	play.westleaf.net
Minecraft Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I start playing on the server?	Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
Are there PvP areas on the server?	We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
What custom features does the server offer?	Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Magic Items Found:	6294
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3605
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Oopsies Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Oopsies, Politics, Propaganda, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Video, War, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

2D, 2d3dreal, 3d, Adult, Anime, art, Characters, design, Digital, FANTASY, female, fetish, futa, hair, Heads, illustration, Long hair, Minecraft, NSFW, PINK, pink hair, real red heads, red, redhead, smp, virtual, welcome

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelDramaQueens

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional complexity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family photos, Grief, in-laws, Loss, Memory, parenting, PixelDramaQueens, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, step-parenting, understanding grief

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	612875	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafting Dreams

Adaptability, attention to detail, Bed.., collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, Crafting, creativity, customer service, dreams, Enthusiasm, flexibility, interpersonal skills., Job Interview, leadership, multitasking, organization, Passion, problem solving, PROFESSIONAL, teamwork, Time management

Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	294
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MirageCraft Server: Jetting to Ukraine 2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Delivery, european union, France, Geopolitics, international relations, jets, Jetting, Military, military alliance, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Server, technology transfer, Ukraine

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to fly a Mirage 2000 jet in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server is about to make your dreams come true! Imagine soaring through the skies, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you can imagine. And the best part? It’s guarded by a team of killer rabbits armed with diamond swords. Good luck getting past them!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the president of France himself. That’s right, Emmanuel Macron is a huge fan of our server and even promised to deliver the first Mirage 2000 jets to Ukraine in early 2025 just so they can join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, noobs!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Emeralds Found:	7948
Meteorites Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2