ElixarMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	65
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3517

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Divine Spears Created:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	55
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Star Shards Collected:	81	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Wizard’s Wacky World

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4