Elderly Survival Quest | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NotAnArtistConcertScam

artist, bad friend, careless comment, Concert, debt avoidance, emergency savings, Events, financial support, frugal, hobby, Indian music group, Karaoke, language barrier, misunderstanding, NotAnArtistConcertScam, Offense, postgraduate degree, Singer, Support, ticket price, valid reason

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4063	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Emeralds Found:	9631	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineFictionalMe

character traits, characteristics, Connection, emotional bond, Empathy, favorite character, fictional character, fictional hero, fictional heroine, fictional universe, fictional world, Identification, MineFictionalMe, personal connection, Personality, relatability, Relate, Role Model, Similarities, storylines, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9295	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mines Excavated:	3811
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	576

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3