OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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