lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Crops Grown: 2595
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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