New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 101/700 Votes: 8608
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Zombie Dances: 4 Magic Items Found: 5352
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

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  • AlarmOff Minecraft Server

    AlarmOff Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3347
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

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  • NoRide4U-Server

    NoRide4U-Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5950
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9515 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

    Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

    So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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  • CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 2968
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

    So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

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  • ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

    ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 7833
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

    MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3717
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Enchantments Applied: 139
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Crops Grown: 2399 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

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  • Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

    Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 3723
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Potions Brewed: 122 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

    our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

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  • Golden Crumble 1.21.3

    Golden Crumble 1.21.3
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 7515
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 352478
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Runes Activated: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

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  • GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

    GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7174
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 New Chunks Explored: 340996
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyCoupleGoSolo

    CraftyCoupleGoSolo
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 7178
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

    Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

    With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

    ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 8678
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Zombie Dances: 0 Farms Harvested: 448
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

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  • Magnetic Field Madness

    Magnetic Field Madness
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 1568
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur friends? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a crazy world where everything is made of cheese! yes, CHEESE! u can build ur own cheese castle and ride on cheese horses. it’s a cheese lover’s dream come true!

    but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to fight off zombie chickens with a giant rubber duck? well now u can! our server is full of wacky surprises and hilarious adventures that will keep u entertained for hours on end.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? that’s right, we have a hidden disco club where u can dance the night away with ur fellow players. it’s the coolest place to hang out and show off ur best dance moves.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft world ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • Frosty Quests 1.20

    Frosty Quests 1.20
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 9288
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 85 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti!

    You’ll never get bored on this server because we have epic quests where you have to battle giant chickens and ride on the back of a dragon made out of cheese. Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

    And don’t even get me started on the parties we throw every night in the pixelated disco club. It’s lit, fam! So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

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  • DadCraftPolygamyOops

    DadCraftPolygamyOops
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9474
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Crops Grown: 4406
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2707 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s secret family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will leave you questioning everything!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more twists and turns than my dad’s love life! With hidden secrets and unexpected revelations around every corner, you’ll never be bored.

    Plus, just like my dad, our server is full of surprises! You never know what you’ll uncover next, whether it’s a hidden treasure or a long-lost sibling (just kidding, hopefully).

    And don’t worry about forgiveness here – we fully support holding grudges and standing your ground, just like I do with my dad. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as crazy as my family dynamics – you won’t regret it (unlike my dad’s life choices)!

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 1071
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your family judging you for having an OnlyFans? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the hustle and will cheer you on as you build your empire, one block at a time. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that your family won’t even notice you’re making bank on OnlyFans while you’re mining for diamonds. So come on in and let your freak flag fly high!

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  • Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server

    Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5470
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Players Killed by Monsters: 1139
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a compact electrochemical pH sensor but in Minecraft form! We got circular geometry all up in dis server, makin’ droplet-based electropolymerization look like child’s play. And get dis, we only use 1-10 µL of solution, cuz we all about dat cost-effective, miniaturized sensor life.

    Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of makin’ tiny sensors in Minecraft, cuz who needs real life when u got virtual droplets, amirite? Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and turn ’em into pH sensors. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s da best Minecraft server u’ll ever join!

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