| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8867 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
vanillamc.ca
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1497 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7085 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3712 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3437 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 21 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8145 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 877 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 41 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9239 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6547 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 599 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 113 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7379 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5734 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 976 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 145776 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
zipmine.aternos.me
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5789 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7833 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 216 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4187 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 32 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2279 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3896 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8609 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 239 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5205 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
