EarGasmTunes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sister’sFianceNoWeddingInvite

24 guests, AITAH, Asshole, close friends, dating for a year, engaged, family, immediate family, jon, love, Nephews, Niece, not inviting, pay for wedding, plus one, sister, sister’s fiance, SistersFianceNoWeddingInvite, Small wedding, stepmom, strangers, Stubborn, teenagers, too old, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Zombie Dances:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
New Chunks Explored:	655125	Enchantments Applied:	148
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7015

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unwanted guests at your wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you can invite only the people you want without any drama.

Just like the OP, you can set strict rules for who can attend your virtual wedding. Want to make sure your guests have been dating for at least a year before they can bring a plus one? We’ve got you covered!

And if any unwanted guests try to crash your virtual wedding, our admins will swoop in and kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have special wedding-themed events and challenges for you to enjoy with your closest friends and family members.

So come join our Minecraft server and say “I don’t” to unwanted guests at your virtual wedding. Trust us, it’s a lot cheaper than dealing with real-life drama!

HangOutWithMeMC SMP

HangOutWithMeMC, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like for realz. We got this one dude who can build a house out of diamonds in like 5 minutes, it’s insane. And another guy who tamed a creeper and now it’s his pet, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our enchanted golden apples, shhh don’t tell anyone. And every full moon, we all ride pigs around the server like a bunch of crazy lunatics. It’s a blast, you gotta be there.

So come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken, it’s a hoot. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperPetFTW 🐔💎🐷

CraftyBoomer

Adventure, aging, changes, CraftyBoomer, ENERGY, Exercise, habits, health, learning, Lifestyle, Maturity, patience, Priorities, Relaxation, responsibilities, Risk-taking, self-care, Sleep, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the answer to this age-old question! As you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees, you’ll discover that the key to eternal youth lies within our pixelated paradise. With every block you mine and every mob you defeat, you’ll feel yourself growing younger and more vibrant. So why waste your precious time getting older when you could be getting younger on our server? Join now and start defying the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyCrimez Minecraft Server

alleged, alleged Russian war crimes, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCrimez, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, funding freeze, global security, government funding, human rights violations, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian war crimes, Server, threatens, U.S, U.S. funding freeze, Ukraine, Ukraine investigations, war crimes investigation.

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Emeralds Found:	113	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so like, u know how ukraine is like, tryna investigate some russian war crimes and stuff right? but then, like, the U.S. goes and freezes their funding and messes everything up! it’s like a soap opera but with, like, real life consequences and stuff. so, like, come join our minecraft server and escape all that drama! build ur own world where ukraine and russia are besties and everyone gets along. plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the political craziness. join us now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.6

#VTuberCommunity, 1.20.6, AkatsukiDHotaru, amalee, ApricotFroot, froot, geega, haruka, henya, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, KsonDiscussion, KsonONAIR, kuro, LeeandLieTVCLIPS, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Mouse, MouseDiscussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Realm, vshojo, VShojoDiscussion, VShojoFans, VShojoGeneral, VShojoMembers, VShojoOfficialChannels, VShojothread, Vtuber, zen, zentreya

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	1949	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all the vtubers who hang with them. Novas are out here playing Marvel Rivals, Michi is live and chillin’, and Mouse is playing Bioshock Infinite.

Join us on this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. We got all the links you need to stalk them on Twitch and YouTube.

If you wanna discuss Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just chat about the good ol’ days, we got channels for that.

Come on in and join the madness! You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a wild ride!

BlockyBowelBlunders Minecraft Server

BlockyBowelBlunders, Boundaries, Bowel Movements, Communication, Conversation, diarrhea, discomfort, emotions, feelings, health, Minecraft, partner, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Server, sharing, Support, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Are you tired of dealing with partners who constantly talk about their poos and ask about the softness of your stools? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever ask you about your bathroom habits.

Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without the fear of being interrogated about your stomach softness. Plus, we have a strict no-poo-talk policy to ensure a poop-free gaming experience.

Don’t be like this poor woman in her 30s who had to ask if she’s the asshole for not wanting to talk about diarrhea. Instead, join our server and escape the madness of toilet talk. Who knew Minecraft could be such a relief from poop conversations? Join now and leave your poo problems behind!

NoCompliCraft

age, Ageism, Appearance, appearance bias, appropriate response, Communication, Compliment, flattery, Honesty, Job Interview, judgment, lying.., Manners, NoCompliCraft, Professionalism, reaction, self esteem, self-image, social etiquette, Surprise, Workplace

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being put on the spot and forced to lie about someone’s age just to be polite? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone looks like they have kids written all over them (literally, we have a custom skin for that).

Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.

So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?

MineCraftyAdulting

adulthood struggles, adulting, career decisions, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial stress, growing up, life lessons, mental health, MineCraftyAdulting, personal growth, problem solving, relationship issues, responsibilities, self-care, societal pressures, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Votes:	517

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about adulting again! Our server is like a magical land where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Need to escape from the daily grind? Just hop on our server and build yourself a fortress made entirely of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlimited riches. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the leader, Sir Oinksalot, he will grant you access to his treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald armor.

So why waste your time dealing with boring adult problems when you could be living it up in our Minecraft paradise? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

QuantumCraft Minecraft Server

Aerial, Defense, double, drone, Engineering, European, Expansion, German, growth, innovation, Manufacturer, Manufacturing, market, Military, Minecraft, production, quantum systems, QuantumCraft, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	676009
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mines Excavated:	2774	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, just like how this German drone company is like, doubling their production in Ukraine or whatever. but like, who cares about drones when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your friends, right? like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, that would be insane, right? so, like, join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure, because why not, amirite?

EuroCraft: Zelenskyy’s Army

Alliance, Armed Forces, Army, Conflict, Defense, defense alliance, defense policy, EuroCraft, Europe, european army, european union, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	5414	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the european army of servers? well, buckle up buttercup, cuz the time has come for u to join our epic minecraft world where we battle creepers and zombies like true warriors.

picture this: u and ur squad of minecraft buddies are gearing up for a epic quest to defeat the ender dragon. but wait, there’s a twist! the ender dragon has teamed up with herobrine and they’re planning to take over the entire server. it’s up to u and ur friends to stop them before it’s too late.

oh, and did we mention we have custom plugins that let u ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Plant Protein Paradise

#sustainability, agricultural development, agricultural innovation, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, crop production, environmental impact, Farmers, farming practices, Food Industry, food security, Paradise, Plant, plant-based diets, plant-based nutrition, plant-based products, plant-based protein, protein, protein formulations, south africa, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable diets, sustainable farming

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the animals are actually made out of plant-based protein! That’s right, no more killing innocent cows and pigs for food. On this server, you’ll be munching on tofu chickens and seitan steaks all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is based in South Africa, where the sun is always shining and the diamonds are plentiful. You’ll be mining for resources while jamming out to some sweet beats from local South African artists. And don’t even get me started on the epic safari adventures you can go on. Ride a zebra into battle against a pack of creepers? Yes, please!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the plant-based protein revolution. Who needs meat when you have virtual tofu? Let’s get crafting, baby!

The Last Joust of Chivalry

army expansion, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, discord server, faction management, Factions, factions combat, joust, Medieval, minor states, Modded, Modpack, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, realistic block physics, Roleplay, Siege Engines, vassal lords

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	5295
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Last Joust of Chivalry
Welcome Message	“The realm continues to spiral into chaos…”
Focus	Factions combat and expansion
Server Features	– Custom siege engines with realistic block physics – Army expansion system – Extensive faction management and customisation – Additional modes like CreativePlots and PvPZone
Community	Join our community today

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of the server?: A: The server revolves around a medieval war setting where players can choose sides and engage in faction combat.
Q: What are the additional modes available on the server?: A: Players can enjoy CreativePlots for building and PvPZone for combat on different arenas.
Q: Are there any customization options for factions?: A: Yes, factions feature extensive management and customization options for players.
Q: Can players use siege engines in battles?: A: Yes, custom siege engines with realistic block physics are available for use in combat.
Q: How can I join the server community?: A: You can join the community by clicking on the provided Discord link and following the instructions.

Youthful Craft Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Accountability, action, CHANGE, Country, Craft, Dear Gen Z Men, Development, doing nothing, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Future, generation, Haven, hurting, Impact, Improvement, involvement, leadership, Potential, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, STOP, Youthful

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3409
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, bro, stop being a total potato couch and join this epic Minecraft server! Your country needs you to stop being a lazy bum and start building some epic structures in this virtual world. Trust me, the fate of the nation depends on your block-placing skills. It’s like, a matter of life and death, man. So grab your pickaxe and get to work, for the good of the motherland! 🤣🤪🤖

FiancéDogDramaCraft

AITAH, cat person, compatibility, depression, designer dog, discipline, dog, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, FiancéDogDramaCraft, hurt, LEAVING, Lifestyle, Messy, Morals, Needy, perspective, rehoming, relationship, restrictions, separation anxiety

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1496	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of being third wheel to your fiancé’s furry best friend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the tiny dog! Our server is a dog-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream world without any canine interruptions.

Imagine a world where you can have dinner without a pair of puppy eyes staring at you, or where you can have some alone time with your fiancé without the constant presence of a clingy pooch. On our server, the only pets allowed are virtual ones that won’t demand your attention 24/7.

Say goodbye to dog hair on your clothes and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the clutches of a dog that won’t let you have a moment of peace. Who knew Minecraft could be the escape you needed from a doggone situation like this?

ADHD Anxiety Craft: Genetic Study

adhd, adolescents, Adulthood, anxiety, behavioral issues, children, comorbidity, Craft, developmental psychology, emotional problems, emotional regulation, environmental factors, Genetic, genetic basis, genetics, heritability, mental health, mental illness, neurodevelopmental disorders, psychiatric disorders, study, twin study

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got twin study finds dat adhd and emotionl problms share genetic basis! like whaaaat? 34% of kids and teens wit adhd feel anxiety, and dat goes up to 50% in adulting!

join dis server and u can unleash ur inner adhd warrior while also exploring ur emotional side! build ur own wacky world where adhd and emotions collide in a epic battle of blocky proportions!

come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos of adhd and emotions runnin wild in dis minecraft server! it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of feels and blocks, so hop on board and let’s get weird together!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5