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Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Animals Bred:	164
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ores Mined:	2606

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	671	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	517100
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoApologiesMC

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Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PixelPeenPalace

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Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	933	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

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come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Dimension Hops:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	3360	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3