Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Chimeras Created: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers

  • LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

    LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone
    hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

    not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Mines Excavated: 1052
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 395 Dragon Eggs Found: 3283
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Dimension Hops: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6763 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Gods Slained: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 729460 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Zombie Dances: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 115 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9859 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Crops Grown: 3373
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Zombie Dances: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Crops Grown: 3290 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2400 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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