Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

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Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1194
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Star Shards Collected:	99	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2533
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3645	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with unruly customers at your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world! No more broken glasses or entitled customers, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can stack glasses as high as you want without any consequences. Let your creativity run wild and build the tallest tower of glass blocks – no clean up required!

And don’t worry about offending anyone with disabilities, because in our virtual world, everyone is treated equally. You can even have a friendly chat with our AI bartender who never gets tired of serving drinks.

So say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RoomieGFswap: EvictMePlz

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Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about someone kicking you out for their girlfriend!

On our server, you can create your own paradise without the fear of being asked to leave just because your roommate wants some alone time with their significant other. Build a mansion, a castle, or even a treehouse – the possibilities are endless!

Join now and escape the real world drama for a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, our server is so cheap to join, you won’t have to worry about quadrupling your rent payments like in real life. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to leave the roommate drama at the door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

YouthfulIgnorance – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, or building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, dragons that randomly spawn and challenge players to epic battles, and even a rumor of a haunted mansion where ghosts will trade you rare items for cookies!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the ride of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TinyBlockJoy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords.

Our server is home to the legendary “Happy Block,” a magical block that, when broken, showers you with an endless supply of cake and puppies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Star Shards Collected:	64
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GlobalCraft: Lawless Earth

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of law and order, but in blocky pixel form. we got international law that’s so messed up, even the creepers are like “wtf mate?” u gotta help us deconstruct and re-organize this mess, or else the zombies gonna start filing lawsuits. come join the chaos and let’s make the world a better place, one block at a time. also, we have free cake for all new players, cuz who doesn’t love cake? let’s do this, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

❤︎SELVAWORLD❤︎ UPDATE – DONAT Minecraft server

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Love Letters Sent:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.