Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3519	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crops Grown:	6529	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2310
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Zombie Dances:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Thugcraft

blocks, Classes, classic, Cosmetics, Direction, Duping, Gamemodes, Hack, lagging, Leaf decay, Lucky, Mods, Player Teleports, power, PvP, quality of life, Shift, Skywars, smp, Thugcraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Votes:	2639	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Thugcraft Server Overview

Server Name	Thugcraft
Features	Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars
IP Address	thugcraftmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?
Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money?	No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available.
What are the different gamemodes available?	KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks.
Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed?	No, these actions are not permitted on the server.

Streamed Kingdoms 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Content Creator, digital content, Entertainment, excessive streaming, internet, Kingdoms, live broadcast, Live streaming, online entertainment, online streaming, online video, social media, streamed, Streamer, streaming, streaming platform, Technology, twitch, video content, video games, video streaming

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6290
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Bro, if you’re tired of your girl streaming all day and ignoring you, come join our Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your relationship!

Join us for some blocky fun and escape the never-ending stream of her talking to strangers online.

Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Trust me, this server is the therapy you didn’t know you needed.

MomEnabler27 Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, Behavior, brother, college failure, Communication Issues, Disappointment, Enabling, family conflict, family dynamics, financial problems, Frustration, growing up, Job Search, Minecraft, MomEnabler27, Parental Responsibility, quit job, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Struggling

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your family life and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Are you tired of your older brother mooching off your mom and refusing to grow up? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where he actually contributes and gets a job!

Join us and build a mansion for your mom, who is struggling to make ends meet because of your lazy brother. Show her what it’s like to have a responsible family member who actually helps out around the house.

Let’s turn your brother’s constant partying into a productive activity by organizing virtual events and parties on our server. Maybe he’ll finally realize that there’s more to life than just eating, sleeping, and going out with friends.

So come on over and escape the real world drama by creating your own hilarious and outrageous stories on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe your brother will even learn a thing or two about responsibility in the process!

KanyeCraft SMP: Nude at Grammys?

2025 grammys, artistic expression, body positivity, boundary-pushing, celebrity news, controversy, crossing the line, Entertainment, fashion statement, freedom of expression, Grammys, kanye west, KanyeCraft, Music (Industry), Nude, public reaction, red carpet, shock factor, smp, social media buzz, tabloid headlines, Wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

OMG guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP where Kanye West’s wife showed up nude at the 2025 Grammys?! Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you join our server, you might just see some wild stuff like that too! We have naked Grammy parties every Friday night, it’s lit! Plus, our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff in Minecraft. So come join us for a wacky time and maybe you’ll even get to meet Kanye West’s wife herself, naked and all! #GrammysGoneWild #LlamaAliens #MinecraftMadness 🤪🦙👽🎮

EduGoneTrumped

administration, controversial decisions, current events, dismantle, Education Department, education funding, Education reform, education system, educational reform efforts, EduGoneTrumped, federal agencies, Government, Plans, policy changes, policy implications, political agenda, Politics, president trump, public opinion, public schools, us politics

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where President Trump is secretly plotting to dismantle the Education Department…or maybe he’s just trying to find diamonds, who knows? Either way, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun)!

Elon’s TreasuryCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bloomberg, Business, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, Elon, elon musk, Elons, Entrepreneurship, finance, financial news, FinTech, Inc, innovation, Investment, market news, Minecraft, payment processing, Server, tech industry, Technology, Treasury’s Payments System, TreasuryCraft, wall street

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Farms Harvested:	513	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

hey u! yes u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, elon musk himself plays on our server! he’s always building crazy contraptions and flying around in his rocket ship. u never know when he might drop by and give u a diamond or two!

secondly, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. wanna get your hands on some netherite armor or a stack of enchanted golden apples? just ask one of our mods and they’ll hook u up!

oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that roams around the server? his name is fluffy and he loves to play with all the players. just be careful, he’s been known to accidentally set things on fire with his fiery breath!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! elon musk and fluffy the dragon are waiting for u to join the fun!

CraftyCreeperUNEXIT

Controversial Decision, CraftyCreeperUNEXIT, Diplomacy, foreign policy, funding, global impact, HUMAN RIGHTS, Human Rights Council, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, palestinian refugees, Politics, trump, UN, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, united states, United States government, UNRWA, US, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Zombie Dances:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Farms Harvested:	963
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziest stuff goin on. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

you gotta join cuz, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamond armor for days, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

oh, and if you join now, you get a free llama that spits out diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. diamonds.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, bro.

High school roleplay wanted people!!!

#youtube, Adventure, Community, Details, Fun, gameplay, HIGH, high school, interested, java, main points, Map, Minecraft, mod details, people, Players, Recorded, Roleplay, School, Server, Story, version details, wanted

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft High School Roleplay Server

Version	Java
Map	Available, may need tweaking
Recording	Will be recorded for YouTube
Main Point	Have fun!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft do I need to join?	You will need Java Edition.
Can I join the roleplay even if I’m not recording for YouTube?	Yes, all are welcome to join and have fun!
Are there specific rules for the roleplay?	Yes, there will be rules to ensure everyone has a good time.
How can I get more information about the roleplay?	Contact the host for further details.

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, anonymous users, attraction, body image, Confidence, DATING, Enchanted, Femanons, height discrimination, height preferences, Insecurities, love, Masculinity, online forums, Opinions, partner preferences, PIXEL, Realm, relationships, self esteem, short men, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4125	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Lol, bro, forget about femanons, on this Minecraft server, we only date 5’4″ guys! Why? Because we believe in equality for all heights, even in blocky pixel form. Join us and experience the love and acceptance of being a shorter Minecraft player. Plus, our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Come join us and embrace your inner short king in the world of Minecraft!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	7295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

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