Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	280
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Zombie Dances:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1715	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2365	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Supports Both Java & Bedrock Editions Java Version: 1.20+ Bedrock Port: 19531 Join Zenith SMP, where adventure, creativity, and fun come together. Whether you’re a Java warrior or a Bedrock explorer, Zenith SMP is your next home!

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

zenithmc.fun

Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	135
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Star Shards Collected:	269
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	2124
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimension Hops:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	70
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magic Items Found:	6885	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2977	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	220634	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

ZenithMC Network

Starcrunch Network

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

OpAnarchy Prison

Torrent Network

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

Features:

Survival:

SkyFactions (Launches June):

Lifesteal:

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6