DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 629139 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?
Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?
Then you have found the place where this can be done!
Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.
Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.
On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!
Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?
For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!
Are you playing alone?
For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!
The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.
Come visit us, we are waiting for you!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 85 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.
So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.
So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 588 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4254 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!
Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.
oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.
so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
