DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.
So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3578 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 126 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7639 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
