DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	42518
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zombie Dances:	4

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	119	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Animals Bred:	98
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragons Tamed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	192
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	424

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	6672
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

CraftyCalendarCrafters

busy schedule, Communication, Conflict, CraftyCalendarCrafters, disagreement, family activities, family calendar, family dynamics, family life, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, Memory, organization, parenting, Planning, relationship, Scheduling, Spouse, Time management, Wife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of constantly forgetting important events and appointments because your spouse refuses to use a family calendar? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can create virtual calendars to keep track of all your family’s activities, from soccer practice to dentist appointments. Plus, you can build a virtual replica of your house and show your spouse just how organized and on top of things you can be. Who needs a family calendar when you have a Minecraft server? Join now and never miss a beat (or a block) again!

UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed

Allowed, Canada, China, cultural oppression, Diplomacy, diplomatic conflict, discrimination, foreign policy, global affairs, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, international relations, minority rights, political retaliation, political tensions, sanctions, Tibet, UyghurCraft, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus