Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Animals Bred: 20 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Farms Harvested: 135 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5010 Ores Mined: 8128
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Animals Bred: 152 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Animals Bred: 145
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Mines Excavated: 3493

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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