Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 25
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Ores Mined: 2204

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY