Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
Magical Moments Shared: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY