Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Love Letters Sent: 10 New Chunks Explored: 133402
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NephewTrollBegone

    NephewTrollBegone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

    Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

    With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoConseqRuleBreaker

    NoConseqRuleBreaker
    Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Potions Brewed: 23
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Farms Harvested: 184 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • StarshipSkyHigh

    StarshipSkyHigh
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

    New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview
    Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Vote for resets on Discord.
    No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any plugins on the server? No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
    Can I use cheats or hacks? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Is griefing or stealing allowed? Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    How can I vote for server resets? You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
    Is there a land claim system available? No, there is no land claim system on this server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4562 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Farms Harvested: 659 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

    $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

    MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP
    Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

    CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

    HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!
    yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Half Year Kids Land

    Half Year Kids Land
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

    but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

    so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Mouse Brain Motivation Fun

    Mouse Brain Motivation Fun
    so like, imagine you’re a mouse in minecraft, right? and you’re just chillin’, mining for diamonds and stuff. but then BAM, you stumble upon this magical protein that makes you super motivated for rewards! you start building the most epic castle ever, all because of this protein in your brain. but watch out, cuz it can also make you feel anxious and sad sometimes. but hey, at least you’ll have a sick castle to cheer you up! join our server and become the most motivated mouse in all of minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MatangaMC

    MatangaMC

    Welcome to matangamc We have: Gens, FFA, Kingdoms and in development Survival 1.21

    Gens: here we call it Mega Gens, we have 62 Generators and an active Halloween Event (/halloween)

    Kingdoms: semi-anarchic mode, create your Pacific kingdom or Raider, defend your kingdom from other kingdoms and attack and avoid being robbed, will you be able to conquer it?

    FFA: Practice pvp mode where you can do PVP with your friends or with someone random

    New from October 5th: Bedrock Compatibility The port for bedrock is: 19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pXF2UsNuEv

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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