Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Gods Slained: 0
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Farms Harvested: 771
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MCSakura

    MCSakura

    A server full of surprises! Why not try this server? What do you have to lose? :))) This server has only survival for now .. but with time as we grow … we will have everything :)) It’s a perfect server to play with your best friends There will be events 2 times a week .. ranks .. and why not … some op items

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 868254 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

    Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

    Minecraft Server Overview: Two Times A Charm (TTAC)

    Server IP mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

    TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

    Server Features:

    • Friendly Staff
    • World Backups
    • 24/7 Support
    • No Lag
    • Dedicated Server
    • No Limits
    • Discord

    Notes:

    • Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
    • Worlds: Backed up daily

    Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

    • No Hacking
    • No Cheating
    • No Exploiting
    • No Racism
    • No Lag Machines
    • No Threatening
    • No X-Ray
    • No Bullying
    • Keep Chat Clean
    • Don’t Be Dumb

    Server Rules (Allowed):

    • PVP
    • Teaming
    • Unlimited Farming
    • Griefing
    • Mob Farming
    • Redstone Machines
    • Building
    • New Chunk Loading
    • Stealing
    • Raiding

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Marburg Server

    Crafty Marburg Server

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re peacefully building a house, and the next minute you’re fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Marburg virus, adding an extra layer of danger and excitement. Will you be able to survive the virus outbreak and emerge victorious? Or will you become just another statistic in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just remember, one wrong move and you could be facing a big f***ing problem. Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

    The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NephewTrollBegone

    NephewTrollBegone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

    Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

    With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Farms Harvested: 517 Magical Moments Shared: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoConseqRuleBreaker

    NoConseqRuleBreaker
    Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Enchantments Applied: 220
    Potions Brewed: 122 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 62 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Towns Built: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ores Mined: 4020 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • StarshipSkyHigh

    StarshipSkyHigh
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

    New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 344897 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview
    Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Vote for resets on Discord.
    No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any plugins on the server? No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
    Can I use cheats or hacks? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Is griefing or stealing allowed? Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    How can I vote for server resets? You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
    Is there a land claim system available? No, there is no land claim system on this server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 724 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

    $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2949
    Ores Mined: 3642 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

    MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP
    Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7420
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

    CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 569 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 175 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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