Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Emeralds Found: 4085 Alien Abductions: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AgeraPvP Club – Mini-Games. [PVP 1.8] Minecraft server

    AgeraPvP Club – Mini-Games. [PVP 1.8] Minecraft server

    A server of a popular YouTuber with a unique style and presentation of gameplay, focused on PvP themes.

    Available game versions: from 1.8 to 1.21.

    Server modes:

    BedWars – made similar to Hypixel.

    Duels – with many different modes.

    BuildFFA is a competitive mode with various kits and ranks.

    Arcade – includes modes such as TnT Run, TnT Tug, BlockParty, Bombers.

    Responsive moderation and administration are ready to help at any time with any problem.

    The server has a unique ranking system that allows you to demonstrate your skills.

    There are also plenty of cosmetic items available in the lobby and in games to ensure every player can stand out.

    Our project will definitely not let you get bored!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • WarpedRealm: The Slightly Twisted Server – Where You Can Craft Custom Mobs and Fight Bosses While Ranking Up!

    WarpedRealm: The Slightly Twisted Server – Where You Can Craft Custom Mobs and Fight Bosses While Ranking Up!
    WarpedRealm Minecraft Server

    WarpedRealm.com

    A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions and battle challenging mobs and bosses, all while working your way up the in-game ranking system with over 32 ranks.

    Join us today and start your adventure!

    IP: WarpedRealm.com

    Discord

    Gallery

    Wiki

    Store (Not P2W)

    Features:

    • Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
    • In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
    • Custom Dimensions
    • Mini dungeons
    • Custom Mobs
    • Upgradable Spawners
    • Jobs
    • Skills
    • Custom fishing
    • Grief prevention (Claims)
    • Quests
    • Custom Armor sets
    • Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
    • Custom crafting systems
    • Playerdriven Economy
    • Playershops

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, our store is not pay-to-win
    How many ranks are there in the game? There are over 32 ranks to progress through
    Are there custom dimensions to explore? Yes, the server offers custom dimensions to explore
    Can players create and upgrade their gear? Yes, there is a unique crafting system for creating and upgrading gear
    What special items can players find in the game? Players can find powerful staffs, tomes, hammers, and more

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server

    Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your friend’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and create while also getting caught up in some juicy gossip.

    We’ve got history fanatics, industrial museum meet-cutes, and friends pressuring each other to make questionable relationship decisions. Who needs a moral when you can have all this chaos?

    So if you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

    Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

    But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

    StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

    Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

    But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

    And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Villages Defended: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 168

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PixelatedNightmares

    PixelatedNightmares
    Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Towns Built: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

    CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

    Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

    So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9634 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Cake Party Time!

    Cake Party Time!
    come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 333
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Eternity BCG

    Eternity BCG

    Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Cuz We Did SMP

    Cuz We Did SMP

    Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

    A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    • Currency
    • Vehicles
    • Over one hundred meals to cook
    • Over one hundred décor items
    • and much more!
    Character Building!
    • Create your character and tell their story!
    • Make a new character every season if you wish!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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