come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 1721 Villages Defended: 18
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

    LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

    Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

    And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

    So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Star Shards Collected: 210
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NotAnArtistConcertScam

    NotAnArtistConcertScam
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

    Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

    But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

    DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MineFictionalMe

    MineFictionalMe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

    Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

    GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
    lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Chimeras Created: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Gods Slained: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 235 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Potions Brewed: 54 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Crops Grown: 4256
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2188 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Crops Grown: 8397
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1115 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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