Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Towns Built: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Enchantments Applied: 218
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Mines Excavated: 2881 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6036
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 180

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Alien Abductions: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Magic Items Found: 4938
    Star Shards Collected: 148 Potions Brewed: 102
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ores Mined: 1529
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1222 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Farms Harvested: 134 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9974 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 152 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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