Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Gods Slained: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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