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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Gods Slained: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Secret Passages Found: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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