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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Endless Night Skies: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8621

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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