Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Towns Built: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY