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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
Towns Built: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Magic Crystals Found: 20 Endless Night Skies: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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