Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyAirForcePrime

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Animals Bred:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vulture Sanitation Service

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So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

STALKER Minecraft server

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The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	479220	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6334	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

Active, Chaos, chickens, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Drool, Economy, Events, Expansion, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, Join, long term, MEGABASES, Non-profit, player-driven, Projects, rule, Server26, smp, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3698
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LocksNBlocks

bathroom, BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Door, family, Home Protection, key, Locks, LocksNBlocks, parenting, privacy, relationship, Respect, Safe, SECURITY, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SMP_SocialMediaIck

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Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ExCraftedLoveLessons

acceptance, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, compromise, emotional intelligence, ExCraftedLoveLessons, forgiveness, growth mindset., healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love, moving on, past relationship, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Trust

Are you tired of boring old relationships? Well, come join our Minecraft server and learn some valuable lessons that will make your love life as epic as a diamond sword! Our server is like a dating simulator, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old humans. You’ll learn valuable skills like communication (because you’ll need to strategize with your team to survive), patience (because mining for diamonds takes time), and teamwork (because building a castle is way more fun with friends). So come join us and level up your relationship game – who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

9/11 Date Confusion

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a disco farm up in here! and the creepers? oh man, they do stand-up comedy on the weekends, they’re a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.

so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Warp Drive Collapse: Gravity Wave Fun

advanced propulsion, Astrophysics, Black Holes, collapse, DRIVE, exotic physics, Fun, Futuristic technology, General Relativity, gravitational wave detection, gravitational waves, gravity, interstellar travel, scientific discovery, scientific research, space exploration, spacetime, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical models, theoretical physics, theoretical predictions, Warp, warp drive, WAVE, wormholes

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat has gravitational waveforms from warp drive collapse? yea u heard me right, we got dat futuristic sci-fi shizz goin on in dis server. imagine mining for diamonds while dodging collapsing warp drives, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with alien technology and mysterious artifacts. u can team up with other players to uncover the secrets of the universe or just build a giant statue of a potato, whatever floats ur boat.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the warp drives are always collapsing. don’t miss out on the most out-of-this-world experience u’ll ever have in minecraft. see u there, space cowboy! 🚀🌌🪐

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to play with the one and only Gawr Gura herself! Swim through oceans of fun, build epic underwater bases, and battle mobs with the power of shark teeth (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got custom songs that will have you dancing in your diamond armor, and exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

Don’t miss out on the Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun event, where you can snag limited edition goodies to show off your love for all things Hololive. And hey, if you need to tune out the sound of your friend’s terrible building skills, grab a pair of AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds – they cancel out noise better than a Creeper explosion!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make some waves with Gawr Gura and the gang. Just watch out for any stray dolphins – they’re known for stealing your diamonds when you least expect it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	4475	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.