Distortion Craft [❗Читайте описание❗] Minecraft server

Cringe Women’s Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, cringe, cringe behavior, cringe culture, cringe experiences, cringe moments, cringe reactions, cringe reactions from females, cringe reactions from girls, cringe reactions from ladies, cringe reactions from women, cringe reactions from womenfolk, cringe thoughts, cringe trends, cringe-worthy, Realm, Women, women opinions, women think, women’s perspective, women’s views, Womens

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crops Grown:	8618
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	761

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a good way!

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts, you’ll be wrecking noobs left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, they’ll blow your mind!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NeighborDogGone

aita, backyard breeding, breeding, contacting owners, dangerous area, dog ownership, dog trainer, ex-neighbor, missing, NeighborDogGone, neighbors dog, neutered, off-leash, Risks, Roaming, stable home, supervised, tags, unsupervised

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible neighbors and their runaway dogs? Do you want to give a furry friend a stable and loving home? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can adopt virtual pets without all the drama!

Imagine having a whole pack of dogs following you around in the game, all well-behaved and loyal. No more worrying about them running off or causing chaos in the neighborhood. Plus, you can even breed them (responsibly, of course) to create your own virtual doggy dynasty.

So come on over to our server and give these digital pups a forever home. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost dog on your doorstep one day and get to keep it without any guilt! Join now for a pawsitively good time!

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	3055
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1426	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	204
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3843
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	6993	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1091
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	92
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	101
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Rustmine server minecraft

Minecraft, Rustmine, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Votes:	6583
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Rustmine is always happy for you

RustMineSurv.aternos.me

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	1789	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	1079	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3