so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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