Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foreign Women Dating Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exotic and exciting as dating a foreign woman? Look no further! Our server is like a cultural melting pot, where every block you mine and every mob you slay is a new adventure in conversation.

Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players from all corners of the globe. Who knows, you might even learn a new language or two while building your dream castle! So why settle for the same old boring conversations when you can join our server and experience the excitement of talking to someone from a completely different culture? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to expand your horizons and have a blast in the process. Join us today and start chatting with foreign players who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AnxieCraft: Chill & Build

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EternalKid atCraft

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join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine and craft and stuff. we got viloxazine all over da place which makes u mine faster and jump higher. plus, if u stay on da server long enuff, u will become a master builder with super powers. we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy adventure!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MS-Survival

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Features of MS-Survival Build your dream base in an expansive survival world. Explore vast lands filled with hidden treasures. Battle mobs and take on dangerous dungeons. Collaborate with other players to create a thriving community. Trade and grow in our player-driven economy. Join the first wave of adventurers and leave your mark on the world of MS-Survival!

Join our Discord for updates and community events.

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Fartingwind [smp]

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Server Name:	Finalwind
Description:	A server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
Server IP:	play.finalwindserver.com
Version:	1.21.1

FAQs:

Q: What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind offers endless content for players by introducing clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests. It provides a unique gameplay experience with minimal rules to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. This is to ensure fair gameplay and maintain the integrity of player interactions, especially in PvP scenarios.

Q: How can I join Finalwind?

A: You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com using Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Q: Where can I find more information about Finalwind?

A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.finalwindserver.com/ or join their Discord community at discord.finalwindserver.com.

Q: Is there a trailer available for Finalwind?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roach-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP

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Why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant potato castle. And do you know what happened next? The potato castle came to life and started attacking other players with french fry minions! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamond blocks shaped like unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4514	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KurskPOWslayerCraft

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COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A UKRAINIAN SOAP OPERA! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS ENVOY IS A CHICKEN NAMED BORIS WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT!

ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!

WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AncientOak

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AncientOak!

We are a family-oriented Minecraft server that offers fun and safe gameplay for the whole family. Our server is spooky-themed, and you will see spooky theme throughout the server. We have excellent staff who genuinely care about the members. Unlike most servers where you have to pay for special ranks and perks using real money, we have made everything available in-game and purchasable with in-game currency, ensuring the server is fair to all who play.

Plugins: • Towny • SlimeFun • Chestshop • PyroFishing • PyroMining

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!