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CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7811	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	298	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	98	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	3612	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Farms Harvested:	451	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	9394
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ores Mined:	5983
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Villages Defended:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	1603
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Villages Defended:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Towns Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	5146	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Mines Excavated:	3866
Zombie Dances:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8346
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8705	Zombie Dances:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7871
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0